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At last .... some retirement planning you can live with....
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.
And now for some "Estate Planning"...
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his Stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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- Start by highlighting the section between the scissors
- Go "Ctrl +C" (hold down the control button and press the "C"), this copies the nformation.
- Open a new email and click on it.
- Go "Ctrl+ V" to paste (hold down the control button and press the "V")
- Now you can send the email to as many people as you want. Enjoy!!!
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